i have two cats and a dog in my bed with me right now? this is one of the best things to ever happen to me
casual reminder that jean valjean learned how to read and write in prison so that he could gain more of an edge in seeking revenge against the people who caused him to waste 19 years of his life but what he actually ended up doing with this skill was bringing the economy of a seaside town back to life and teaching a little girl the alphabet
aaaand Honedge is real.
Ladies and gentlemen, your first IRL Pokemon.
sometimes im sad but then i think about aromantic people saying “no romo”
imagine a zombie movie shot as a series of vines though
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
"Ah, stupid gravity"
when ur friends are all online
Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
reblog if your url is your name in real life
pla y i t
I KNOW ive been meaning to but i keep forgetting i even own it even though i bought it during the summer sale of 2013